The Orbital Debrief

Transmission 01 - How to Not Die in Space: The Real Dangers of the Final Frontier

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In our debut episode, Zack (your host) and TOD (his sardonic, protocol-obsessed companion) explore the very real dangers of the final frontier: vacuum exposure, cosmic radiation, rogue wrenches, microgravity meltdown, and the existential horror of becoming your own satellite.

From real NASA incidents to sci-fi flubs, we break down how not to die in orbit, and what it actually takes to survive up here.

TOD’s Episode Obsession: Emergency Protocols & Space Safety Drills... He’s laminated 47 checklists, renamed himself “TOD-911,” and now insists we run surprise decompression drills during mealtime.

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TOD: “Episode one is just 43 minutes of me judging humanity’s decision-making.”

Catch you next orbit. Bring oxygen. And snacks. Definitely snacks.

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